this is a weird little project that i impulsively started after discovering 'slurmcore' and finding it to be so impossibly funny that i needed to make a project relating to it somehow. it will funciton as a vehicle for me to talk about realistically anything i find interesting at a given time in some weird abstract way that doesn't really make much sense. i've also never really written anything despite essays in my life despite really loving writing, so i see this as an exercise in that. idk where it's gonna go, but if you find it interesting then sick! and if not it's mostly for me to practice skills i can take into projects that kind of rely on people finding them interesting, so there's no harm there.